Nobody asks me how I manage
this, really, it's basically impossible – you can't be at five
places at the same time, can you? Oh, don't ask how I do it.
Actually, figuring out what to do first takes so long, imagine all
the things I could get done in the meantime. And then, all the tasks
I can't cram into my busy day have to be postponed till tomorrow and
who is sitting there figuring out how to organize this?
Your's truly.
Ha, and here I am, hurrying
from lunchtime to dinner and you come along asking me for an
interview. Right now. Great. You really want to mess up my time
schedule, do you? You could have asked before, sorry, I can't tell
you a single word now.
No time.
Honestly, life has become so
complicated these days, it takes forever just to care for the bare
necessities – they call this »progress«, I believe. I don't know,
I don't see much improvement. Look at this fast-living, stressful
world. Everything is so exhausting nowadays, millions of details to
take care of, but who cares how I do it? Nobody ever asks me how I
feel about all this. And then someone like you comes along and just
assumes I have nothing better to do than answer your interview
questions.
Wonderful. Next time tell me
before.
Gotta go now, I am in a
hurry, you know?