Wednesday, October 24, 2012


psst. Come over here. I've got an offer that you might be interested in…

Yeah, you. Who else? There's nobody around but the two of us.
I don't like doing business in public, It's not my style, man. Walls have ears … With that exclusive offer I'm gonna offer you, you don't want all the world to listen, they'll only try to get it first. But it's just for you, for you are a special friend.

You've never seen me? Relax, man, I make friends quickly.
You and me, we're one of a kind, It's obvious, can't deny that. I have special antennae for someone with an keen sense for the perfect opportunity. You're my deer, man! And once I told you my price, you'll think you're in heaven. It's not even covering my expenses. But you know - I see it in your heart that you're a good person, so I do this for you. You have no idea how hard it is to get this kind of stuff, I have the best connections, and still - what have I been through to get this for you! You really, really can be grateful to know me, my friend. 

Could make a fortune with a quality like this, on the free market. But I don't want to make a profit with a friend, hence the special offer!

Technically, this is how we do it: you pay me upfront and we meet tomorrow, same time same place, and I'll give it to you.

What is it? Are you serious? Look at me, I'm an honest man. You can trust me!

gangsta kitten
you have no idea how hard it is to get this kind of stuff.