millions can't be wrong

Sorry, I was kind of buzzy lately, can we do the interview now? OK.

You know what strikes me as odd? It's all the talking about money. So many people take it much too serious, I think. Like it's all that matters. "Money makes the world go 'round" - don't they say this? It's some primate saying, I believe.

Oops - I know you don't write about them here; but is it okay for me to mention 'em? You know what I mean - the "H" word. Honestly, they are all over the place. We all know that and try our best to either get along or ignore it. But I'm aware you're focussing on normal people here. You can just edit this out if you need to.

Anyway - obviously money isn't as big a thing as these people think. So many are obsessed with it, I've seen 'em kill each other, can you believe it? For a bundle of crumpled paper!

Now we know what matters in life. It's just like they say: we're millions and so many of us just can't be wrong. Rich or poor - from my point of view it does make some difference (richer isn't always better I must say), it must be something about the diet. But it's not vital, believe me - I've been to the gutter and I've been to Broadway, I have pretty much seen it all. Money is just not the point.

You know, we are everywhere, we are many, looking down to this world through billions of small eyes. Most folks don't even notice we're there, but we are - and we see all this mess. It makes you laugh, can't help it! We are the ones you should ask what really counts.

I give you a hint: it's not true that it doesn't reek. Haha. Gotta live, that's it, you see? Money or no money, you need food and a warm place, something to buzz for and your crowd and you're fine. You don't get that from printed pieces of paper, you need something real, don't you? Warm and soft and with a flavour. You know what I'm talking about: It's life!

So that's my two cents (no pun intended here). Gotta whirr off. See you!

I've been to Broadway.

peace and harmony

I am a patient person. I do all sorts of things that keep me in tune with the world. Harmony is the key. Balancing the weights of life. Playing along with the world's great song. In my eyes, this is all that counts.

I've been this mild-mannered, friendly person all my life, and I didn't miss a chance to perfect it: I meditate on a daily basis. I do yoga. I drink lots of tea and you'd be amazed about what I can do with breath control. A positive diet is important, too. I do all these things because I really believe it matters. It makes the world a better place, and look at the world now: it really needs any help it can get!

Most of the problems of our time wouldn't exist if people were more sensitive to eachother's needs, more in-tune with the world. They need to get aware of the universe as a whole. And once we're all in tune with it, harmony will reign the planet. It makes me sad to see how most people seem to think life is all about fighting, and they use so much of their valuable energy to harm their neighbor instead of helping each other and contributing to a better world.

And then there are the ones who talk about peace and harmony and they're achieving plain nothing. Because they are doing it all wrong! They don't see the whole picture, do a good thing here and ruin it all by not following my rules with the next thing …
Did I say my rules? Sorry, they are not mine of course, I mean universal rules. Karma. Wisdom. That kind of thing. If they're not doing it right, they mess it all up. Drives me crazy!

I do have a lot of patience, and seeing things as clearly as I do, I need every bit of it. All this talk about individuality and finding your own way, nice and good. As long as it's done properly, I have no objections. Just, most of you seem to think it means you can do what you want, try all imaginable things out, and make an awful mess doing so. You really make me mad, and my wrath could be horrible with all the knowledge I have gathered over the years! You'd tremble in fear facing my powers. I'd destroy all of you, fight you worthless enemies of peace and wisdom and drink your foul smelling sinner's blood!
But I am strong, I can control it. For the time being …

It's so simple: It is all about harmony. This means, no playing out of tune. It's about time everybody follows my example. If you're not sure - just ask me, I know the answers.

I am a patient person. One of these days, I'm going to freak out.

harmony is the key